I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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