she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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