would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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