Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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