with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
How does it feel to date your dad?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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