so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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