I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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