fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
