How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Do vagina's smell?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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