If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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