He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
