I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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