what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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