He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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