PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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