im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
