soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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