okay pat passed out under dana's car
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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