after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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