PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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