watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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