i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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