Just fell off a train. Bad.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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