Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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