This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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