How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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