She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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