Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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