i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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