No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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