so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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