Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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