I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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