please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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