Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Please don't give away my fajitas
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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