One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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