I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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