you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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