he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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