it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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