everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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