no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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