We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Randomize
