So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?