Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house