super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Everything about him screamed your future.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.