im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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