yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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