it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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