It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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