So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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