No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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