The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Please don't give away my fajitas
And then he peed in my hair
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