Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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