I CAN MOONWALK!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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