there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Holy shit dude........stairs
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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