Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
