she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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