I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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